anyway here’s wonderwall
friend: you dropped something
I was talking about why Chef Gordon Ramsay was so angry all the time, and explained that he originally wanted to be a professional soccer player but suffered a really bad knee injury and couldn’t play anymore, so he poured himself into cooking and culinary arts to help with his anger issues, but his abusive alcoholic father disapproved of his cooking and died before ever tasting any of it and I realized that Gordon Ramsay has the most anime backstory ever.
ernest hemmingway was so renowned for his brevity that he could write a moving and compelling story using only six words:
"for sale: baby shoes, never worn."
i have bested hemmingway by creating another, even more heartwrenching story, using only five words:
If this isn’t an extremely accurate depiction of tumblr’s social justice crowd then I don’t know what is.
we have to save her
her flawless fashion sense shows that shes american, therefore we’re five months too late